Johnny Depp in Guilford?
Sunday, February 05 2006 @ 10:02 PM EST
Contributed by: deniselglover

I heard a whisper from the Putney area that Johnny Depp may have bought some land in Guilford... Could it be?

The middleschool girls are all a-twitter as are some adult women I know (myself included!)

Move over, Whoopi!


Johnny Depp in Guilford?
Authored by: princessblade on Monday, February 06 2006 @ 09:39 AM EST

It's true - I did. Thanks for the support.

Johnny


Johnny Depp in Guilford?
Authored by: Tim on Monday, February 06 2006 @ 03:04 PM EST

Wow word travels fast. Since the word is out I'll spill my secret.

I bumped into Mr. Depp the other day - we hung out at JD McCliment's in Putney for a couple of hours (he was amused by the JD).

He said he needed to get out without being too obvious, and no one else seemed to recognise him, so I think it worked.

Not a bad guy - he told me about his kids Jack and Lily-Rose, his wife Vanessa, and how cool France is. He has to wait to see how his wife likes this area before they build, however.

He got kinda miffed when I told him I thought his wife could put on a little weight, and then was really pissed when he couldn't smoke at the bar (even tho he says he's trying to give it up).

We had a couple of pints and then he took off on his bright red spaceship, scattering pixie dust in his wake down Route 5.

He told me I could call him JD.


Johnny Depp in Guilford?
Authored by: dwbarlow on Monday, February 06 2006 @ 07:50 PM EST

I didn't want to work Sunday, so Johnny D. was cool enough to go to the office for me and write a few news stories.

He does a real good vocal impression of me for those phone interviews. He even mimicked my handwriting.

The stories, on the other hand, were largely unimpressive.


Nuclear Option
Authored by: George Tirebiter on Tuesday, February 07 2006 @ 09:38 AM EST

Conversation overheard last night at the Chelsea Royal Diner:

I didn't order Canadian Bacon... I ordered Kevin Bacon!!

Well, we don't have Kevin Bacon.

Then give me the nearest thing you have to Kevin Bacon.

That would be Johnny Depp. How would you like that done?

Oh, forget it. Just saute me Whoopi Goldberg's Meatload in the Depp End of the Ocean 2!

I'm sorry. Th' dialogue on that has to be rewritten.