the potential for identity theft is very real, here, despite the fact that you may think there ain't that much to be had.
jk
i can imagine some desperate, friendless hypochondriac appearing at a twelve-step group, wearing reproductions of your hospital jewelry, "Hi, I'm Mark, a prescription drug addict."
all kidding aside, my favorite is the purple kitten collar. looks kind of small for you though. stupid intake, they don't know shi*.