var quotenumber = 36 ;
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var rand1 = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
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quotes[1] = "<a href='000189.html#quote1' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Despite my atrocious conceit, I'\m still not self-absorbed enough. True, there are those who know that their existence depends on my appearance&nbsp;- and that helps. But it\'s just not enough.&quot;</a>"
quotes[2] = "<a href='000189.html#quote2' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I eat organic gravel, drink magnetically-purified juices of fallen leaves. My TV is filled with faeries and gnomes fighting and fornicating.&quot;</a>"
quotes[3] = "<a href='000186.html#quote3' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;No matter that I was already over a decade late and didn\'t understand the context of the book outside of my limited juvenile Minnesotan experience: It moved me in my world.&quot;</a>"
quotes[4] = "<a href='000175.html#quote4' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;My grandmother\'s brother, my great-uncle, who could strike a pose like Richard Brautigan before Richard Brautigan was even born.&quot;</a>"
quotes[5] = "<a href='000174.html#quote5' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;With technology, sometimes ya just gotta find ways to be right, y\'know?&quot;</a>"
quotes[6] = "<a href='000166.html#quote6' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Jets are flying over once a minute or so&nbsp;- one, two, three, four; we jump up to look every time, but see nothing. Probably fighters, gone before they\'re heard.&quot;</a>"
quotes[7] = "<a href='000163.html#quote7' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Obviously, the attack on Pearl Harbor was a personal attack on me, since it brought the U.S. into a war that might have resulted in my never having been born. And, logically, the unleashing of nuclear power is the result of cosmic forces ensuring my personal existence at any cost.&quot;</a>"
quotes[8] = "<a href='000163.html#quote8' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I guess he figured I was on my way to a mission soup line or something for breakfast, which I didn\'t find insulting: he was accepting me with his best understanding, and being accepted is in every case a compliment.&quot;</a>"
quotes[9] = "<a href='000163.html#quote9' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I thought that if a million bucks fell from the sky at that moment, I\'d use some of it to buy that building just so I could rearrange the letters to read \'San Feta.\' What a friend we have in cheeses.&quot;</a>"
quotes[10] = "<a href='000163.html#quote10' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Somebody said it was a mattress factory, and somebody else said it was an old ice-house. It burned real good, whatever it was.&quot;</a>"
quotes[11] = "<a href='000163.html#quote11' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;There\'s an awful lot of food for sale in Chicago. I hear a lot of it\'s good.&quot;</a>"
quotes[12] = "<a href='000145.html#quote12' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I want to walk down to the river and throw stones in. I want to walk through the gardens picking strawberries, corn, peas.&quot;</a>"
quotes[13] = "<a href='000135.html#quote13' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;If Manny was a groundhog, he\'d probably look something like this.&quot;</a>"
quotes[14] = "<a href='000129.html#quote14' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I heard a man\'s articulate voice say, \'There was such an intoxicating fragrance back there that I nearly passed out.\' Then I heard his companions backtrack hurriedly, apparently to investigate the scent which held the promise of rendering their friend unconscious.&quot;</a>"
quotes[15] = "<a href='000126.html#quote15' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Solipsistic. A word that I have my doubts about, and one that turns really creepy really fast if taken too far, which is easy to do. Just like Pyrrhonism. Just like anything.&quot;</a>"
quotes[16] = "<a href='000120.html#quote16' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;While thinking about being creative is itself a twisted sort of creativity, it can be quite something in which to get mired. (How\'s that for a joyless sentence?! \'Woo-hoo,\' one deadpans.)&quot;</a>"
quotes[17] = "<a href='000116.html#quote17' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;It not only starts close to the end, but right at the end. And then it stops there. I guess it\'s starting to seem like it\'s really not much of a story after all.&quot;</a>"
quotes[18] = "<a href='000115.html#quote18' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Eating Pocky is way better than eating death, I bet. I\'ve never had Veggie Booty, but maybe it\'s even better than that too.&quot;</a>"
quotes[19] = "<a href='000110.html#quote19' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Last night I rode the Metro to the George Washington Masonic National Memorial in Alexandria, Virginia, to hear \'An Evening Of Music For Saxophone\' presented by the United States Air Force Band Chamber Players on the occasion of the anniversary of the birthday of Adolphe Sax. I\'ll tell youse mugs what: it was <i>good</i>.&quot;</a>"
quotes[20] = "<a href='000109.html#quote20' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Phrenology... another inexact science. As are they all. Admit it.&quot;</a>"
quotes[21] = "<a href='000099.html#quote21' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I owe emails to almost everybody I know, and also to a good percentage of the people I don\'t.&quot;</a>"
quotes[22] = "<a href='000098.html#quote22' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Everyone glistens miserably, slippery in the oozing heat as we suffer the unrelenting road like ten thousand miniature <i>Tohokus</i>.&quot;</a>"
quotes[23] = "<a href='000095.html#quote23' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;A gentleman asks to him its wife:&nbsp;- My love, if I lost all my money, your you would want to me equal? To which it responds:&nbsp;- Of course that if, my love... but I am going to you to be strange very many...&quot;</a>"
quotes[24] = "<a href='000093.html#quote24' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Be thankful next time you go to any performance of anything and you don\'t have to sit there watching me nervously staring back at you from the stage.&quot;</a>"
quotes[25] = "<a href='000093.html#quote25' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;\'A series analogous to that in which Balzac depicted the manner and morals of his French contemporaries.\'&quot;</a>"
quotes[26] = "<a href='000092.html#quote26' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Wait a sec... that last one\'s not Spontaneous Simultude: it\'s just annoying.&quot;</a>"
quotes[27] = "<a href='000090.html#quote27' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Overnight, somebody (apparently Rodrigo) changed the sign in the bathroom.&quot;</a>"
quotes[28] = "<a href='000090.html#quote28' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Now I feel as though I\'m being watched. In the bathroom. Which I\'m of two minds about.&quot;</a>"
quotes[29] = "<a href='000089.html#quote29' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;But that\'s not a chicken, is it?&quot;</a>"
quotes[30] = "<a href='000086.html#quote30' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I was enormously smitten by the Warhol quotes (both of them) until I got out my dollar-store tape of <i>I Shot Andy Warhol</i>, which helped smooth things back out again.&quot;</a>"
quotes[31] = "<a href='000086.html#quote31' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;I ain\'t been in no foreign lands before (not including New Mexico and Iowa).&quot;</a>"
quotes[32] = "<a href='000077.html#quote32' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Altogether, it makes a kind of a collapsed lackadaisical whooshing like the morose waves of a sulking electronic ocean, or heavy dismal winds&nbsp;- ailing winds with old wounds.&quot;</a>"
quotes[33] = "<a href='000077.html#quote33' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;White noise cresting and subsiding, swirling around you, swirling you around; an enormous drum&nbsp;- is it a drum?&nbsp;- throbbing painfully slow and almost subsonic in the great distance, ever slightly louder, slightly closer.&quot;</a>"
quotes[34] = "<a href='000076.html#quote34' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Cameras are like mirrors, but backwards and permanent. And they steal souls, did you know that?&quot;</a>"
quotes[35] = "<a href='000065.html#quote35' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Synecdoche. Schenectady.&quot;</a>"
quotes[36] = "<a href='000062.html#quote36' onMouseOver='window.status=\"From a random entry\";return true' onMouseOut='window.status=\"\";return true' onFocus='this.blur()' title='From a random entry'>" +
"&quot;Each corner rounded opening to startling new vistas, by turns formidable and inviting, but always sweeping&quot;</a>"
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