var readernumber = 48 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (readernumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
readers = new Array
readers[1] = "<a href='000189.html#reader1 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;A web-site full of random ideas and totally unrelated points of interest.&quot;</a>"
readers[2] = "<a href='000170.html#reader2 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Damages the health of the body.&quot;</a>"
readers[3] = "<a href='000170.html#reader3 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"&quot;Oinks, squeaks, snorts, screeches and growls.&quot;</a>"
readers[4] = "<a href='000146.html#reader4 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Use it to buy someone else\'s soul to replace yours.&quot;</a>"
readers[5] = "<a href='000145.html#reader5 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers concede:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Silliness, I know. Folly.&quot;</a>"
readers[6] = "<a href='000142.html#reader6 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Eat death, you dink.&quot;</a>"
readers[7] = "<a href='000140.html#reader7 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers remark:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Sounds like computer stuff.&quot;</a>"
readers[8] = "<a href='000140.html#reader8 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers shrug:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I guess Europe has been put off.&quot;</a>"
readers[9] = "<a href='000135.html#reader9 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Coondog groundhog pooplog.&quot;</a>"
readers[10] = "<a href='000128.html#reader10 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Is too! Nyaah!&quot;</a>"
readers[11] = "<a href='000126.html#reader11 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers acknowledge:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Your existence depends on my appearance.&quot;</a>"
readers[12] = "<a href='000126.html#reader12 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I\'m not too sure about the rest of you.&quot;</a>"
readers[13] = "<a href='000122.html#reader13 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Endless weird and novelty stuff.&quot;</a>"
readers[14] = "<a href='000122.html#reader14 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Shoppers pray:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I hope they will take my phone order. What a place.&quot;</a>"
readers[15] = "<a href='000115.html#reader15 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers reminisce:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Brought some back home (New Hampshire, USA) with me.&quot;</a>"
readers[16] = "<a href='000118.html#reader16 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers note:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Weighs heavy on the dead side, I think.&quot;</a>"
readers[17] = "<a href='000117.html#reader17 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Pretty words. And weirdly relevant.&quot;</a>"
readers[18] = "<a href='000114.html#reader18 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers blurb:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;With Cambert cheese in it too!&quot;</a>"
readers[19] = "<a href='000114.html#reader19 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers commiserate:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Now if you\'ve ever stuck that fluff in your mouth...&quot;</a>"
readers[20] = "<a href='000113.html#reader20 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers shrug:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Didn\'t burst into flame.&quot;</a>"
readers[21] = "<a href='000112.html#reader21 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers marvel:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Savoirfaire is everywhere.&quot;</a>"
readers[22] = "<a href='000110.html#reader22 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;An inexact science.&quot;</a>"
readers[23] = "<a href='000110.html#reader23 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Some sort of freakish amalgamation.&quot;</a>"
readers[24] = "<a href='000107.html#reader24 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Some other interesting stuff purport to be here.&quot;</a>"
readers[25] = "<a href='000106.html#reader25 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers exclaim:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Yikes.&quot;</a>"
readers[26] = "<a href='000105.html#reader26 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I\'ve shown, in awe, this art to my family.&quot;</a>"
readers[27] = "<a href='000096.html#reader27 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers bubble:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;We\'re going to drink soap for dinner.&quot;</a>"
readers[28] = "<a href='000090.html#reader28 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Frequent the fist will need jiggled.&quot;</a>"
readers[29] = "<a href='000090.html#reader29 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I pray until that the toletta is not made flow.&quot;</a>"
readers[30] = "<a href='000090.html#reader30 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;You appreciate in you and are it is.&quot;</a>"
readers[31] = "<a href='000088.html#reader31 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;A compulsion.&quot;</a>"
readers[32] = "<a href='000088.html#reader32 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Reader write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Relevant in a way I\'m not sure I can explain.&quot;</a>"
readers[33] = "<a href='000088.html#reader33 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I wanted intelligent discourse.&quot;</a>"
readers[34] = "<a href='000087.html#reader34 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers blurt:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Spitting whatever\'s in my mouth at the moment all over my monitor.&quot;</a>"
readers[35] = "<a href='000086.html#reader35 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"&quot;Isn\'t this good enough?&quot;</a>"
readers[36] = "<a href='000077.html#reader36 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;He loaned the hat with the horns to an imposter, which backfired.&quot;</a>"
readers[37] = "<a href='000069.html#reader37 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;It\'s the blue comic room.&quot;</a>"
readers[38] = "<a href='000068.html#reader38 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Tried, but failed.&quot;</a>"
readers[39] = "<a href='000068.html#reader39 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers are astonished:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;You washed?&quot;</a>"
readers[40] = "<a href='000068.html#reader40 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Equal parts titters and hisses.&quot;</a>"
readers[41] = "<a href='000068.html#reader41 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;It turned out not to be a duck after all.&quot;</a>"
readers[42] = "<a href='000063.html#reader42 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers cry:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Teargassed for no apparent reason.&quot;</a>"
readers[43] = "<a href='000063.html#reader43 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;We may have to enter into discussions.&quot;</a>"
readers[44] = "<a href='000063.html#reader44 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;There\'s no telling.&quot;</a>"
readers[45] = "<a href='000063.html#reader45 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers agonize:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Just can\'t seem to shut up.&quot;</a>"
readers[46] = "<a href='000063.html#reader46 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Sycophants fawn:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I now sound like a fawning sycophant.&quot;</a>"
readers[47] = "<a href='000063.html#reader47 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers write:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Decidedly <i>un</i>-bugfree, and prone to wild shifts in temperature.&quot;</a>"
readers[48] = "<a href='000063.html#reader48 onFocus='this.blur()' title='A reader comment, completely out of context'>" +
"Readers ooze:&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;So muggy that I never peed.&quot;</a>"
var reader = readers[rand1]