100-year-old of basically-Scandihoovian extraction, still livin' up on the farm in northern Minnesota, sharper and smarter than I've ever been or will be... but she'd never been to a Chinese restaurant. Ever. So my in-laws-to-be (who had come out from Maryland for her 100th birthday party) took her to one.

This is a few minutes after she picked up a pair of them things for the first time. I should be so coordinated.